I Want Sleeves

Ok so ive just realized something...i dnt think i want kids. so i was babysittin my sister's boyfriend's son with my other sister, nd then it hit me. i am the type of person who has thoughts seep into my brain nd then it spews out my mouth, so i realized i dnt want a crumb-snatchin, demon spawn spewin out mf my uterus. nd i ever even consider it i should be shot 5 times in the kneecap first. see havin a baby is like gamblin, your tryin to shot for a winner but you dnt always get it. you may end up with a bad child, a punk child or the nt-so-bright child. heck you could get worse. i hav met them all. thats why im goin to need some of these already-made disasters to stop breedin cuz they are makin it worst for we almost-normal people. for example, this dude i kno is a punk nd he tries to make himself seem like he go hard bt he doesnt nd he tries to make himself seem smart so he tries to use me as an example of himself.....that doesnt fly to well with me. heres part of the conversation:

him: why are you a christian?

me: because i believe there is a higher power.

him:thats the wrong answer. if you read the bible..

me: (i interrupt abruptly). hold up you cant tell me im wrong cuz there is no rite answer for this.

him: yes there is cuz...

me: no there isnt nd i dnt want to hear your dumb explaination so shut up nw.

him: naw i want to tell you.

me: no i dnt want to hear it

him:its cuz..

me:nope dnt want to hear it.

him:no listen

me: ahh ahh nope shut up

him:please listen..

me: ahh shut up...look either you shut up now or i can keep interruptin you then youll get mad then just drop the sublect. either way i win.

him:see thats how me nd you alike. you smart nd you...you..

me:intelligent?

him: yea cuz im the same way. its like we tell people wats gonna happen nd..

me: ok see heres the thing im the smart one nd i actually make sense nd sond like i kno wat im talkin about when i do that because i do kno wat im talkin. you on the other hand think you are rite wen ur nt. so no you are not intelligent. you kno wat imma call you later.

      NW THATS A PUNK, NOT-SO-BRIGHT CHILD THAT YOU WERENT AIMNG FOR

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