Ok so one weekend i was chillin wit sis and my manz. We decideed to go see my sis' friend at his house. wen we was chillin there some of his friends came over. aAcouple of them was cute but the rest of them had some tragedies goin on wit their faces. one of those tragic individuals decided to stay and chill wit us while the others went to go be stupid negroes somewhere else. the one that stayed had a lot of ears and teeth goin on in his facial region. i wasnt the only one who noticed it either, my sis and my manz noticed also, but they werent too subtle wit it. im the nice one of the group so wen he subtly tried to talk tome i wasnt too mean. my manz,on the other hand, old him to leave me alone go get some proactiv. sorry i forgot to mention he had some angry acne. but maybe he thougt i was tryna holla at him because i asked him why he came wit us to not sit wit us,but he thought very wrong. wen i back to school to tell crazi, jay and others about my weekend, jay wasnt too keen on my gangsta talk. wen i said he had a RACK of teeth and gums she pictured a funny skit of a man with a rack of ears and he walks up to a one-earred man and tells the man that he has a racck of ears if he needed one. so wen the earless man accepts he pulls out a rack of ears and sorts through them. lets say the nigga's name is john and the earless man's name is tom. heres how the skit went:

john: hey do you happen to need an ear, i have a rack of them.

tom: yeah sure.

john: ok hold on let me check. PULLS OUT RACK AND SORTS THROUGH*. ok um here..wait no not that i spilled ketchup on it. ahh heres one..no wait my dog knawed on that. ok heres one you just have to rinse it off ok because i dropped it in the toiley.

tom: gee thanks man.

NOW ISNT THAT SO NICE?!







 


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