Hilo! So today I'm in Biology rather than EF1 and I'm just typing because I can. I remember that last time I posted I was kind of dark and depressed so today I'm gonna make it up to you. This time I'm gonna talk about something that happened once between me and my friends. If you read it all I promise it will more than make up for what I wrote last post.
Me- So I got this thing today from this college in Massachusetts
D- Where?
Me- Bard College at Simon's Rock
D- Who the hell is Simon?
Me- I don't know
D- Is it on the coast? I know it's in the ocean.
Me- It says it's it's in Annandale-on-the-Hudson
D- I KNEW IT!!!
Me- Anyway, there are a few...extracurricular majors here.
D- Such as?
Me- Archery
D- Who needs to know how to shoot a stick? Bullets are so much more effective!
Me- Um, Dodgeball
D- I would do that! Throw a dodgeball at the people you don't like and just say it was for a project
Me- Okay *****, okay. That's not mean at all
D- See? I don't know why you guys keep saying that I'm mean!
Me- Let's just move on. Fencing
D- Is that the thing with the swordfights?
Me- Yeah
D- Cool!
Me- Fooseball
D- The table soccer thing?
Me- Yep
D- No
Me- No?
D- Right. No.
Me- Can I ask why or do I not want to know?
D- As a real soccer player I just resent that poor excuse for the game
Me- Right......Pilates
D- Who the hell knows what Pilates are?
Me- I do
D- Of course you do. Because you can't just sit still like a normal teenager you little skinny bitch.
Me- Love you too *****
D- Whatever. What's next?
Me- Scuba Diving
D- Because you need to know how to get to class! I told you, that school is underwater!
Me- Soccer
D- Hell Yea
Me- And Ultimate Frisbee
D- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
Me- You don't approve?
D- NO! Get a degree in Ultimate Frisbee? It just don't work!
Me- How so?
D- Lemme tell you a little story.
You go to a job interview to be a big boss in some good company. You hand in your resume and you're talking over it.
Boss Guy- Well it says here you got out of high school early
You- Yea, I got accepted into an early program at Bard College of Simon's Rock
Boss Guy- Okay, nice. Nice. What did you major in?
You- Oh, I got a master's of Ultimate Frisbee
Boss Guy- I'm sorry?
You- Master's in Ultimate Frisbee
Boss Guy- Is this a joke?
You- No
Boss Guy- This has to be a joke
You- No seriously. I have the degree and everything
Boss Guy- Get out
You- What?
Boss Guy- GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!
D- See? It just don't work!
Me- Okay *****
I guess me and my friends have some weird times at school. It's usually in Geometry or EF1 like I told you before. I hope you enjoyed this as much as we did.
-crazi
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