Hey Everyone! I know I've been away for a while. I've been at the conference at American Univeristy for the past two weeks. Then when I returned home I went out to New York. So I really don't have a lot to say, I'm actually pretty blank. So in a couple of weeks I'm leaving to go to florida, so if you need any advice or anything just email me, and I will give you my personal cell phone number so you can text me.
Hello Wonderful Readers!
I would just like to start of by wishing all of you fathers,soon to be fathers,and men and young boys who plan on sleeping around tonight or within the next few days without proper protection a happy father's day.
So now, on to my random rant about life. So I went to this scholarship program meeting yesterday, and man let me tell you it got me stressed. You're parents say that you shouldn't cheat and you should do well in school to get a good education. All colleges want is your GPA, however you get it that way, is your business. All you do in school is prepare for more school. So why don't they just make graduation on your 16th year of highschool, that means college is already factored in. These are important things to think about. And then when I got home my mom started yelling at me about the SATs. I was like dude chill imma gonna pass them, I'm just so stressed out for no reason...GRRR! It causes me to be angry.
Yesterday I went roller skating to try and calm my nerves. I can't skate. That made my nerves even worse. I spent 99.999999% of my time at the skating ring on the ground.
Im bored a shidd. I'm wating for my momz to take me to the metro, so i thought that was a gud enough excuse to rant. So I went to buy some father's day cards on monday;; there was this guy working the register.
Guy: What school do you go to?
Me: Flowers.
Guy: Oh, true me too.
Me: Hmm. I never see you there.
Guy: Its because I'm never there.
Me: Oh, ok, well thanks for ringing me up. Bye now.
Guy: Wait let me help you out to your car.
Me: Its 3 cards in a bag, I think I can handle this one, but thanks.
Guy: Well can I call you?
Me: Sure. Here's my number. (301) 576-1104. Call me.
Guy: I sure will.
He goes back into the store to resume his job. I say to myself, "You think the idiot would know the rejection hotline number by now."
Then I was in target on thursday. There was this random gay man in there. He saw Keri Hilson on a Magazine and he began a rant of his own. His rant: "I hate keri hilson!!! she can't sing. she makes money off of this crappy single called knock you down, now a lot of things knock me down, tall people, sometimes i trip over my shoelaces and fall down, but never in my 25 years of natural gay life have I ever seen the emotion love literally trip someone up. I swear divas these days, one word, unneccessary."
Ok so, as you know I don't update my page on this website very often, and quite frankly that's my business. I'm sorry if I have other things to do, that better my education, and I don't want to just be a website editor living in my mom's basement. So anyway, I decided that I would just get that off my chest first and foremost. Now I would love to update this everyday, and during the summer I might, but I don't tell anyone how to run their page on the site, and they shouldn't tell me how to run mine. So to that particular person complaining about MY business. This is for you. You have no right to call me a bitch. You throw shots at me..imma hit you rite back wiff em. But notice how I was civilized and didn't do ANY name calling. I have no beef with you, but apparently you have somethin aganist me!!! So
Byess! :)
Hello wonderful readers! I'm Jasmine, but you will prolly be reading this as my admin name Jay. I'm a pretty cool girl who has big dreams to go places, the only problem is, I'm extremely lazy and refuse to learn to make these dreams happen. I'm an all over the place person, I change my mind faster than some of these girls change their extensions.
So yes, a little bit of background information about I want sleeves, basically i'm just gonna post random ish up here that I think you should read, I will lie to you a lot readers. For example, I'm gonna tell you that I will update my blog ever week[lie]. I will either forget, or not feel like it. I am also gonna tell you that I will reply to your emails personally, and swiftly.[lie]. I will answers your emails EVENTUALLY.
To make you feel better about the stupid crap that happens to you: www.fmylife.com
For Epic Failure:www.epicfail.com
And yep, that's about it for me. I will be contacting you EVENTUALLY.