ok so this summer i was wit my cuzzo 4 about 3 weeks. we went 2 the pool often nd stayed in it 4 hours at a time. see wat i didnt kno was that black people get sunburn also nd i was unaware that was gonna get so dark. i nw currently hav a sunburn nd im a darkie! thats rite im no longer a house nigga i am a field nigga. i also learned that i can make my butt clap nd pop lol compliments of my cuzzo. i hav spent ample time wit my lil cuzzo who is by far one of the most evil children ever bt yet shes so cute...wen shes nt makin faces at people. i played guitar hero 4 the first time nd i learned how 2 play it. I WAS GETTIN DWN! it was so fun. nd i was playin wii alot. i can nw make homeruns, knock out people, nd putt pretty well. b4 i went to my cuzzo house i spent a week in dc. while we was walkin 2 the store a random guy was dancin nd it was funny o we laughed. then b4 we got past the gate the guy said group hug so random guys just started huggin us. wen we finally got out the hug the dudes started followin us 2 the store then waited 4 us 2 finish in the store then followed us baq. a couple were cute bt the other ones werent. they tried 2 get us 2 go 2 their "trap house" as if we were that dumb. o yea nd i 4got 2 mention wen i was wit my cuzzo i met the cutest boy nd we fightin over him. there was almost blood. he was lite skin wit nd earring nd a swaggaful walk....um nd he was 1 lmao. he was 2 cute. so thats about it 4 rite nw nd i apologize 4 nt postin 4 a while i was kinda busy. talk 2 yall next time :D
 
 

Ok so ive just realized something...i dnt think i want kids. so i was babysittin my sister's boyfriend's son with my other sister, nd then it hit me. i am the type of person who has thoughts seep into my brain nd then it spews out my mouth, so i realized i dnt want a crumb-snatchin, demon spawn spewin out mf my uterus. nd i ever even consider it i should be shot 5 times in the kneecap first. see havin a baby is like gamblin, your tryin to shot for a winner but you dnt always get it. you may end up with a bad child, a punk child or the nt-so-bright child. heck you could get worse. i hav met them all. thats why im goin to need some of these already-made disasters to stop breedin cuz they are makin it worst for we almost-normal people. for example, this dude i kno is a punk nd he tries to make himself seem like he go hard bt he doesnt nd he tries to make himself seem smart so he tries to use me as an example of himself.....that doesnt fly to well with me. heres part of the conversation:

him: why are you a christian?

me: because i believe there is a higher power.

him:thats the wrong answer. if you read the bible..

me: (i interrupt abruptly). hold up you cant tell me im wrong cuz there is no rite answer for this.

him: yes there is cuz...

me: no there isnt nd i dnt want to hear your dumb explaination so shut up nw.

him: naw i want to tell you.

me: no i dnt want to hear it

him:its cuz..

me:nope dnt want to hear it.

him:no listen

me: ahh ahh nope shut up

him:please listen..

me: ahh shut up...look either you shut up now or i can keep interruptin you then youll get mad then just drop the sublect. either way i win.

him:see thats how me nd you alike. you smart nd you...you..

me:intelligent?

him: yea cuz im the same way. its like we tell people wats gonna happen nd..

me: ok see heres the thing im the smart one nd i actually make sense nd sond like i kno wat im talkin about when i do that because i do kno wat im talkin. you on the other hand think you are rite wen ur nt. so no you are not intelligent. you kno wat imma call you later.

      NW THATS A PUNK, NOT-SO-BRIGHT CHILD THAT YOU WERENT AIMNG FOR




 
 

Ok so one weekend i was chillin wit sis and my manz. We decideed to go see my sis' friend at his house. wen we was chillin there some of his friends came over. aAcouple of them was cute but the rest of them had some tragedies goin on wit their faces. one of those tragic individuals decided to stay and chill wit us while the others went to go be stupid negroes somewhere else. the one that stayed had a lot of ears and teeth goin on in his facial region. i wasnt the only one who noticed it either, my sis and my manz noticed also, but they werent too subtle wit it. im the nice one of the group so wen he subtly tried to talk tome i wasnt too mean. my manz,on the other hand, old him to leave me alone go get some proactiv. sorry i forgot to mention he had some angry acne. but maybe he thougt i was tryna holla at him because i asked him why he came wit us to not sit wit us,but he thought very wrong. wen i back to school to tell crazi, jay and others about my weekend, jay wasnt too keen on my gangsta talk. wen i said he had a RACK of teeth and gums she pictured a funny skit of a man with a rack of ears and he walks up to a one-earred man and tells the man that he has a racck of ears if he needed one. so wen the earless man accepts he pulls out a rack of ears and sorts through them. lets say the nigga's name is john and the earless man's name is tom. heres how the skit went:

john: hey do you happen to need an ear, i have a rack of them.

tom: yeah sure.

john: ok hold on let me check. PULLS OUT RACK AND SORTS THROUGH*. ok um here..wait no not that i spilled ketchup on it. ahh heres one..no wait my dog knawed on that. ok heres one you just have to rinse it off ok because i dropped it in the toiley.

tom: gee thanks man.

NOW ISNT THAT SO NICE?!







 
First Post! 05/28/2009
 

Howdy, as u kno i am...Dun Dun Dun*..The Tapper. so heres a little about myself. I am crazy, mean, sometimes disrespectful, violent, loud and an all-around BE-YATCH. but yet I still manage to have people love me for also bein smart, funny, cool, loyal and just all-around me.HELL, IM JUST THAT LOVABLE! a little warning for you people: if you havent already read on my friend crazi's page, I do in fact cuss...like...a...sailor. if you are a holy-rollin, bible huggin, honk-if-u-love-jesus person LEAVE NOW. (God would want u 2).

Now, as for the rest of y'all, Hi! How's it goin? I am a FRESHie and I'm still friggin awesome. and I'm stuck on the idea of becomin a band memeber in my school band. I will have to practice, practice, practice cuz my instrument will be hard. I'm goin to play the....triangle lol. I am in fact a band groupie cuz i gotta admit there are some sexy ass niggas in the band. Oh I'm guessin i forgot to mention my friends think im boy crazy and they may reccommend therapy and rehab. little do they know I already had therapy, not for that particular reason, but I had therapy. I'm guessin it didnt work to well. And I wouldnt go to rehab cuz rehab is for quitters. IM NOT A QUITTER! They still think there's hope for me though.....SUCKERS.

My friends, my family, random people and random situations are my influence. so if you wonder why I am the way I am, blame it on our country and everybody else, hell I know I do. Ok so i guess I have rapped enough for my first blog. I hope you enjoyed it.